Swee lah this hand is so swee.

Yet another example of why you should say "fold" and act like a douche in the chat when you actually want your villian to call. 

in any case i think i would have shoved cos my stats on this fucker was that he's damn fishy so im definitely attributing a good amount of air in his range.

as played this hand was very villain specific cos against most standard villians ill prolly fold preflop or flop. against standard villians ill sometimes also reraise turn with my OESD to filter out possible J9 hands which would likely reraise or shove here (then i can fold easily with my non-nut OESD cos i only have max 17% equity against villian's turn 3bet range here). also might not shove river against standard villians... not quite sure but i reckon a shove for value might be too risky as J9 would fit villian's line (but then again im holding a 9 as a blocker so ill have to factor that in too)

Poker Stars $0.02/$0.05 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players - View hand 1918165
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BTN: $5.13
SB: $1.61
BB: $10.20
UTG: $5.18
MP: $6.84
Hero (CO): $3.82

Pre Flop: ($0.07) Hero is CO with 9 7
1 fold, MP raises to $0.14, Hero calls $0.14, 3 folds

Flop: ($0.35) 2 Q T (2 players)
MP bets $0.25, Hero calls $0.25

Turn: ($0.85) 8 (2 players)
Hero says "lets go", MP bets $0.60, Hero calls $0.60

River: ($2.05) 6 (2 players)
MP checks, Hero says "fold", Hero bets $2.83 all in, MP calls $2.83, Hero says "fold"

Final Pot: $7.71
MP mucks K T
Hero shows 9 7 (a straight, Six to Ten)
Hero wins $7.39
(Rake: $0.32)

Hand 1: late stages of a freeroll theres no meaning here just that i predicted the flop ahahaha

Poker Stars Freeroll No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t500/t1000 Blinds + t200 - 9 players
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MP1: t17580 M = 5.33
MP2: t13735 M = 4.16
Hero (CO): t23232 M = 7.04
BTN: t33645 M = 10.20
SB: t42942 M = 13.01
BB: t12592 M = 3.82
UTG: t7414 M = 2.25
UTG+1: t36674 M = 11.11
UTG+2: t56040 M = 16.98

Pre Flop: (t3300) Hero is CO with K J
4 folds, MP2 raises to t3000, Hero calls t3000, 2 folds, Hero says "i have 24 offsuit", 1 fold

Flop: (t9300) A 4 2 (2 players)
MP2 says ")))", MP2 checks, Hero says "hahaha", Hero says "hit my 24", Hero bets t2500, MP2 calls t2500

Turn: (t14300) K (2 players)
MP2 checks, Hero bets t8035

Final Pot: t14300
Hero mucks K J
Hero wins t14300

villian showed AQ before he mucked... lol at my preflop bullshit chat that somehow connected with the flop LOLOL!!!!!

Hand 2: Zoom hand I played during class

 Poker Stars $0.01/$0.02 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
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BTN: $2.21
Hero (SB): $3.34
BB: $2.07
UTG: $1.67
MP: $3.65
CO: $2.46

Pre Flop: ($0.03) Hero is SB with 8 8
2 folds, CO raises to $0.06, 1 fold, Hero calls $0.05, BB raises to $0.24, 1 fold, Hero calls $0.18

Flop: ($0.54) 5 9 T (2 players)
Hero checks, BB bets $0.32, Hero calls $0.32

Turn: ($1.18) 9 (2 players)
Hero checks, BB checks

River: ($1.18) J (2 players)
Hero bets $0.35, BB folds

Final Pot: $1.18
Hero mucks 8 8
Hero wins $1.14
(Rake: $0.04)