uploading 2 hands today. both hands played from the office (lol). im not a fucking degen slack dog in the office lah, but sometimes i have nothing else to do so i play a bit of stars lor.

the second hand is a zoom poker hand... yes i play zoom poker in the office now cos it allows me to play more hands on less tables. its all about volume! lol

commentary in italics, as usual.


Poker Stars $0.01/$0.02 No Limit Hold'em - 5 players - View hand 1795292
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Hero (BTN): $2.45
SB: $5.57
BB: $5.00
UTG: $5.54
CO: $1.75

Pre Flop: ($0.03) Hero is BTN with A A
UTG raises to $0.08, 1 fold, Hero raises to $0.20, 2 folds, UTG calls $0.12

standard 3bet, standard call. villians got a standard TAG image and doesnt stray too far out of line so i range him on (AJ+, KQ, pocket pairs 88+)


Flop: ($0.43) K 3 8 (2 players)
UTG checks, Hero bets $0.30, UTG calls $0.30

i make a big cbet because of the flush draw. cb he calls.

Turn: ($1.03) T (2 players)
UTG checks, Hero bets $1, UTG raises to $2, Hero calls $0.95 all in

flush hits and i pot it (at the same time committing myself). i dont wanna get owned by a random Ace of hearts if a 4th heart falls so i dont mind getting it in on the turn la. then this fucker check-raises me which is a bad play because what the fuck is he repping other than a flush? i reason that the preflop+ flop action gives him a roughly 50-50 chance of having a flush or a toppairtopkicker type hand so i call (anyway im already committed la)

River: ($4.93) A (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $4.93
Hero shows A A (three of a kind, Aces)
UTG shows K Q (a pair of Kings)
Hero wins $4.76
(Rake: $0.17)



this is zoom poker. lol..... zoom poker, fucking headache maniac fish fest but i fucking love it more and more everyday. great way to earn VPPs too! i dont quite know what i was doing in this hand la, its fucking mad play... maybe i sensed weakness and went for it, or maybe i just got lucky. prolly lucky lah.

PokerStars Zoom No-Limit Hold'em, $0.02 BB (6 handed) - PokerStars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

saw flop | saw showdown

Button ($2.30)
Hero (SB) ($1.67)
BB ($2.45)
UTG ($2.35)
MP ($1.31)
CO ($3.11)

Preflop: Hero is SB with 10, 9
UTG calls $0.02, MP bets $0.06, CO calls $0.06, 1 fold, Hero raises to $0.17, 2 folds, MP calls $0.11, CO calls $0.11

these 2 fuckers call my small blind 3bet what the fuck?! isolation fail. also, i forgot that these zoom fuckers are prolly too noob to realise how much strength im repping with a 3bet from SB.

Flop: ($0.55) 7, J, 3 (3 players)
Hero bets $0.30, MP calls $0.30, CO calls $0.30

again they call me here and im wondering what the fuck they could have (AJ? slowplaying QQ+? its probably not QQ+ cos they'd want to reraise here in lieu of the multiway action. even AJ might reraise here.)

Turn: ($1.45) 10 (3 players)
Hero bets $0.45, MP raises to $0.84 (All-In), CO raises to $1.29, Hero calls $0.75 (All-In)

im so full of shit, i bet my 2nd best pair and accidentally commit everyone. hahahaha fuck. what the fuck am i doing? lol

River: ($4.69) 4 (3 players, 2 all-in)

Total pot: $4.69 | Rake: $0.16
Main pot: $3.97 between Hero, MP and CO, won by Hero
Side pot 1: $0.72 between Hero and CO, won by Hero

Results:
Hero had 10, 9 (one pair, tens).
MP mucked K, Q (high card, King).
CO mucked 5, 7 (one pair, sevens).
Outcome: Hero won $4.53

i think im lucky. but they also played their hands so badly.... any preflop or flop reraise would likely have made everyone else fuck off (cos we all have weak hands) and this pot wouldnt even get to showdown.